FantageRop Zenith Awards 2015


Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the Zenith Awards ceremony! I’m your host, AnnaArso who’s supposed to be on hiatus as she casually stalks posts that appear on her reader every night! I’m here along with Marina to come up with fantastic awards!

How it’d work is that you’d nominate someone in the comments (you may nominate someone for more than one award, and multiple people for one award) and in the next post, I shall create a poll and everyone may vote! In an undefined amount of time, we shall announce the winner and make outstanding png/jpg files of the name of the award, and your name on the bottom! Something everyone truly desires! You can also nominate yourself, isn’t that sweet?

Here are the extraordinary awards we’re giving away:

The Best Vaseline

Cutest Yaoi Couple in FTWP

Cutest Yuri Couple in FTWP

Best Blogging Couple in FTWP

Most Likely to Sleep with Seth

Most Likely to Film Yoshi and Kira in Bed

Most Likely to Kill Themselves in Q-Blast

Most Likely to Kill Seth in Q-Blast

Most Likely to Rub Vaseline on Their Own Nipples

The Best Asshole

Most Likely to Die from Being A Weeaboo

Least Likely to Become Famous

Can’t English

Most Hated by Rop

Because I said so, I am going to nominate people for some of these awards.

I nominate myself for The Best Vaseline, Kira and Yoshi for the Cutest Yaoi couple, Me and Jared for the Best Blogging Couple, Jared for most likely to sleep with Seth, Nunnally for most likely to film, Seth to killing themselves on Q-blast, Jared is most likely to kill Seth in Q-blast, Seth is most likely to rub vaseline on his nipples, Casey is the best asshole, Seth is least likely to become famous, I can’t English, and finally I’m the most hated by Rop.

SO GO ON FOLKS, CAST YOUR NOMINATIONS!

BEAUTY

MARINA AND I ARE WAITING.

~TheSuperAnna01

Merry Christmas


Seven Things YOU Should Eat to Stay Healthy


Have you ever seen ads with this title and wanted to click them but haven’t done so because you’re worried about getting a virus? Well, today I’ll be posting about them here so you’ll never have to suffer the temptation again! 😀

So, without further ado, let’s get started…

1. Vaseline!

I know what you’re thinking. “Vaseline isn’t a food, Marina!” Well…you’re right. It’s not a food. It’s the answer to all your problems. And since this is one of your problems, Vaseline is therefore the answer. 😉

If you insist on eating “real” food, just cover it in Vaseline and watch as Anna and I silently judge you.

2. Vaseline!

3. Vaseline!

4. Cocoa Vaseline!

5. Vaseline on a banana, since these ads always have bananas in them!

6. Vaseline!

7. Vaseline!

THE END.

Be sure to follow Fantage Marianna for even more Vaseline! (And more Fantage, too…)

Marina

10 Real Uses for Vaseline


Vaseline, the most wonderful object in the whole entire world. We should all praise, worship, and kiss the mighty Vaseline. Vaseline has saved me from suicide multiple times. It has guided me to enlightenment and taught me not to sin.

In school on Wednesday when I have to go make a confession, my confession would be that I apologise for not joining Vaselism earlier. It’s truly the best religion, and you all should join it. 🙂

So, let’s begin with my glorious 10 Real Uses for Vaseline. Sorry to disappoint, but you all have been using Vaseline in shameful ways. I am guiding you to the path of heaven as we speak.

1. Put it on anacondas

ANACONDAS LOVE DEM VASELINE.

SMEAR IT ON THEM.

DO IT.

FOR THE POOR SNAKES. AND BUTTS

SMEAR DEM VASELINE ALL OVER DAT BOOTY ^^^^^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“My anaconda is trying to piss on Rop just one last time.” -Someone from Bearville Rainy Days requested me to say this.

EVEN SQUIDWARDS ENJOY VASELINE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Pretend that you are a slug.


I DO THIS EVERY DAY, AND YOU SHOULD TOO. :^)

3. Pick up chicks

For the males, there’s one thing that all girls desire.

VASELINE. IT’S BETTER THAN ECOS LIP BALM.

IF YOU CAN’T GIVE THEM DEM LIP THERAPY, YOU ARE A TERRIBAD BOYFRIEND.

I SUGGEST GIVING THEM THE RED, ROSY LIPS VASELINE.

You know, all Jared has to do is give me a Vaseline ring for me to say yes. 🙂

4. Cover Turkeys in the wild in Vaseline, so that they can escape from being Thanksgiving meals easily!

DO NOT EAT TURKEY

FREE THE TURKEY

ENJOY THE TURKEY

LIVE THE TURKEY

WITH VASELINE
CASUAL TURKEY WITH VASELINE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Brush your teeth with it

It makes wonderful toothpaste.

6. To annoy Rop with

Even having this post existing, Rop is probably extremely mad at me.

AS SAID, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T REPLY TO MY GENEROUS MESSAGES. I EVEN SAID HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO YOU, WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN THROWING CANDY AT KIDS!

ROP AND VASELINE

Rop if you see this, at least have a good laugh at it.

7. To please the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Not only am I a Vaselist, but I am also believe in the Flying Spaghetti monster, the other true god.

I don’t know about you guys, but I truly believe that the Flying Spaghetti monster would LOVE Vaseline if one of his noodle arms touched the jelly. 🙂

8. To give to your best friend

Nothing shows that “I really care about you, and appreciate you as a friend” than giving them a jar of Vaseline. 🙂

IT’S THE BEST PRESENT YOU COULD ASK FOR! 🙂

REMEMBER: THE DIRTY LOOKS THEY STARE AT YOU WITH MEANS “I REALLY LOVE YOU”!

9. To sacrifice in order to summon the petroleum jelly Gods.

How to sacrifice Vaseline to summon the mighty Petroleum Jelly:

  1. Buy Vaseline
  2. Open the jar of Vaseline
  3. Place your wet, moist tears in the Vaseline
  4. Sing the Vaseline song. :^)
  5. Watch as Petroleum Jelly comes and let him/her devour all of your cookies. ❤

10. It can be used to wash yourself.

Vaseline is a perfect alternative to soap. It will clean your skin, beautifully. 🙂

You’ll come out of the shower. Fresh.

Beautiful.

AS A SLUG.

That’s it for today folks. Hope you all join the true religion and go to Vaseline heaven. ❤

Also follow FantageMarianna if you haven’t already. ;D

~TheSuperAnna01

Marina’s…uh…’MAZING RE-ENTRANCE!


THIS IS MOSTLY ME TESTING TO SEE IF I’M AN AUTHOR LIKE ANNA IS WHOA I AM AN AUTHOR YAY GO ME

BUT HEY GUYS!

LONG TIME NO SEE

READ THIS IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW ANNA AND I WORKED HERE ONCE

OKAY I’M DONE NOW

BYEEE

WAIT A SECOND


HOLY CRAP I’M AN AUTHOR LMAO

I THOUGHT I WAS A CONTRIBUTOR

I CHECKED MY ROLE ON ALL SITES I WAS IN AND I’M AN AUTHOR

W O W

WELL IF YOU GUYS DON’T KNOW/MISSED THE DRAMA A LONG TIME AGO I WORK ON FANTAGEMARIANNA NOW

THIS IS OUTSTANDING NEWS

:^)

OMFG I SHOULD JUST POST SATIRE STUFF EVERY DAY

I GOT PERFECT PLANS FOR FANTAGEROP

This is what happens when you ignore my messages, Rop.

~Obviously TheSuperAnna01

Galaxy Hero Power-Ups


hey guys, rop here with the latest info on our new obsession, GALAXY HERO. Ima tell you about the power-ups that you can earn while playing da game.

galaxy hero

First off, you can get April Fooled by Rop and Smileyselena by thinking that we actually care about this game.

Wait what? I got April Fooled? Yes you sure did my friend, but I already think that you already knew. But whatever.

So ha. Ha. HAHAHA. Ha. 🙂

Changing Blog Theme


Hey guys. Me and Ropstar wanted to try something different for a change. Since Fantage is such a big topic, we decided to try to narrow it down. We both really like the game Galaxy Hero, so we decided to change our blog theme to that! 🙂

Ropstar made the background all galaxy themed, so it is official!! I really like the idea, and I hope you guys will to! Comment down your thoughts about the big change. Also, as u kno, Rop is a picky grammer person, but now we rn’t going 2 use ani proper grammar stuf. we liak 2 type liak this now because it’s mre fun n it mkes ppl happy.

arcade1111~Smileyselena100

The Hero of the Galaxy


welcome my peasants, to a new era of fantage rop here. As you now notice there is no more “fantagerop” on here. now you shoud know that this blog is now all about GALAZY HERO, a new game that I found at da arcade the i now love. So now i decided to give up blogging about downhill fantage in general, and focus on just GALAXY HERO baby

galaxy hero

So i have edited all the backgrounds and colors to fit galaxy hero now, and rop here wil now be more laid back and in the lack of good grammar. So i bet yall are happy now, because rop is here is going to write about your favorite game!

arcade

instructizoni

play

bet yall so excited for the new things to come baby

The Eyes of a Member


This goes to you non-members. Ever wanted to get those gorgeous member eyes? Well you can! It’s simple! Just follow the path of free member eyes below.

Step 1: Go to the Spanish Server

On your screen on Fantage, there is two languages in Fantage that you can play in. English, and Español (Spanish). Click on the Español button, and it will take you to the Spanish version of Fantage.

free member eyes

Step 2: Log into Your Account

Next, log into your account that you want member eyes with on the Spanish server.

free member eyes

That’s not how many characters I have in my password, I just typed in “password.”

There’s only one Spanish server that’s never even halfway full so don’t worry about full servers.

Step 3: Go to Sunblock at the Beach

Since I already have member eyes, I’m just going to wear non-member eyes for now. At Sunblock, go to the eyes you want.

free member eyes

Step 4: “Purchase” the Member Eyes 

This is the awesome part, on the Spanish server, all of the eyes are 0 stars and 0 eCoins. Buy the eyes with eCoins, because buying it with Stars doesn’t work, beause it’s originally for members only.

free member eyes

Step 5: Wala!

Hooray! You got free member eyes!

free member eyes

Now you can roam Fantage with your new member eyes. Fresh dude.

free member eyes